Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

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Top Ten List: Chuck Norris Facts

#10. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#9. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

#8. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#7. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#6. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#5. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#4. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

#3. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#2. Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

And number one is...

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.