Top 10 List: Funniest Ways to Say You Have to Poop

Yesturday when I went over to the Mental Health ward at the hospital (I was delivering medications) I over heard a conversation between a doctor and nurse. The doctor just finished evaluating a patient and the patient apparently said,

"Doc, I haven't turned a turd in three days."

The doctor had apparently never heard this saying before and found it hysterical. So in honor of that doctor I dedicate this Top Ten list to him.

Top 10 List: Ways to Say You Have to Poop

#10. Drop doo-doo depth charges.
#9. Going to Donkin Donuts.
#8. Drop one from the poop deck.
#7. Drop a wad to the porcelain god.
#6. Smoke a brown dooby.
#5. Free the chickens from the coop.
#4. Make a constipation proclamation.
#3. Drop the kids off at the pool.
#2. Back the big brown caddy out of the garage.

And last but not least...

#1. Drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.