Exposing One's Self

I went over to mental health today and while I was filling the patients medications I over heard this conversation between a doctor and a nurse.

"If Mr. Thompson keeps exposing himself to the female patients we will have to put him on the A side (Alpha Level 1)." The doctor said.

"That's not all he's doing. He's also jacking off. I don't know how you would write that in your report." Said the nurse.

"I would probably have to use a medical term like "spanking his monkey."" The doctor replied.

All the nurses were laughing including myself.

"I'm just kidding. I would use the word masturbation." The doctor said.

I'm standing in the office filling medications when this entire conversation happened. I thought it was so weird and funny I had to included it in my blog.