Cheeky Monkey

Last night at the hospital when I was on the third floor doing rounds. I came around the corner and one nurse said this to the other.

"Here comes that pharmacy boy with the nice butt!"

I said, "what!?"

"You know it's true." she replied.

I didn't know what to say and felt really embarrassed. So I went into my best Mike Myers impersonation of Simon (who likes to do drawrings.)

"Are you looking at my bum!? You bum looker, you cheeky monkey." I replied.

What's weird about this was the nurse who said this was in her fifties. I felt like a piece of meat!